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Terry Jeffords
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Rosa Diaz
Amy Santiago
Hitchcock
Scully
Captain CJ
Doug Judy
Kevin
Captain Holt
Agreed
BRB time
Bingpot
Bold personality
Bone
Booone
Boost my bottom
But if you're here
But why?
Captain Ray Holt
Charbonnay
Chocolate and nuts
Constipated
Cowabunga
Cute little secret weapon
D-D-D-D-D-D-Derek
Dirtbag
Dismissed
Don't ever bup-bup-bup me again
Everything is garbage
Forced laughing
Funky Cold Medina
Funniest story
Get some
Get to work
Gina Linetti spagheti confetti
Goat
HOT DAMN
Hello Sexarella
Here at the fun zone
How dare you
Huh
I am your superior officer
I gained 3 pounds in Paris
I have zero interest
I just erased everything
I was hula hooping
I'd like to play
I'm a Curd-mudgeon
I'm diffusing a situation
I'm here
I'm
I've heard you saying that 162 times
I've never been happier
Idiot
Is everything OK
Is everything okay (brain)
Kase
Kwazy cupcakes
Let's break into the FBI
Let's get that punk!
Let's unleash hell
Made no I birthed her
Marco polo
Marshedmallows
Moment savored
Never love anything
Nice burn
No one will ever believe you
No
None of your business
Nothing 1
Nothing 2
Now put on a smile
Oh damn
Oppsie Doodle
Painnnn
Peralta you're a genius
Please
Punk
Raymond Holt
Replaced with butt
Right now
Robot
Shake what your mama gave ya
Situation diffused
Some of the rices I love
Stage 5 dumbass
Stop playing this inane garbage
Stop talking
Talking raisin
The full bullpen
This bitch
This is Balthazar
Time for the next level
Time to make daddy proud
Unleash the beast
Velvet thunder
Very cool
Vindication
What are you doing at Razzmataz
What the hell is going on
What
Where is my dog
Would you like to talk
Wuntch meat
Wuntch sounds like lunch
Wuntch time is over
Yabba dabba doo
Yas queen
Yes
You call that dancing
You embarrass yourself
You have aged
You're not cheddar
You've used my logic against me
Terry Jeffords
Absolutely
Can't believe that's good
Damn
Grind these kittens
How dare you
I am loving it
I love being scary Terry
I love yoghurt
I returned my yoghurt fridge
I'm drunk as hell!
I'm off the nibs
IMPORTANT
Not today, nibs!
Not today
Oh damn
Release your sweets
Shut up stupid
Terry feels like a whore
Terry loves lavender
Terry loves responsible agricultural practises
Terry loves walls
Terry needs a hug
Terry regrets
Terry's gotta update his keychain
Terry's out of breadth
That's even worse!
The worst thing in the world
This is taking too long
Three-perp perp cell
Top dog Terry
Whhatt
Whyyy
Woooh
Work environment
Yoghurt fridge
Yoghurt, me too
Charles Boyle
A dry boy is a smart boy
Aroused by bees
Completely useless
Cry during sex
Dianne Wiest infection
Fantasy threesome
Gobble gobble
Head and muffin
I don't wanna be known as the office slut
Intimate fingers
Like yeast
Mama's gonna talk her way in
Nikolaj 1
Nikolaj 2
Nikolaj 3
Nikolaj 4
Nikolaj 5
Nikolaj 6
Nikolaj 7
No I don't
Now the balls
Photos of Nikolaj
Pina collada
Protect our breasts
Really
Rosa laugh
STDs
Sexy parts
Testies no longer make sperm
Toys for boys
Whatever you say
Why do you care so much
Yippie Kayak other buckets
You are ovulating like crazy right now
Jake Peralta
A skibba skob skoop
Aha, noice
Barrel of laughs
Boobies bounce
Boobies on my vest
Bub-bup-bup-bup-bah
Butt enhancement surgery
By using my big fat brain
Bye Nikolaj
Captain Dad
Captain Holt!
Celebration candy bars
Champagne, mountain range, hugs
Clown booby
Cocaine
Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
Cool cool cool cool no doubt
Cool cool yeah
Cool
Cooool
Crucial as hell
Dat really bummed me out
Didn't work
EEEE EEEE EEEE EEEE
Four kilos
Give them a public dressing down
Gross, gross, gross
Guilty cool
Hey, my croissant
Homeland security
I was kinda thinking about asking you out
I'm stuck
It will be good and professional
Just breathe, baby
Just urinal water
Let's break into the FBI
Let's do this
Literal chills
Lost your objectivity
Name of Amy's sex tap
No longer made
No no no no no no no
No spoilees
No
Noice
Noooooooo
Now number 5
Now that it's just us
Number 1 or number 2
Oh cool cool cool
Oh cool
Oh my god I forgot about that part
Oh wait
Potato Potato
Pull up
Santiago broke the glass!
Sex Tape (kind, sober, fully-dressed)
Sex tape (ass bite)
Sex tape (get to sexual)
Sex tape (not your fault I was terrible)
Sex tape (what is taking so long)
Sex tape (why doesn't your mouth work)
Sex tape (with someone)
She meant it
Slam!
Something funny
Sweet
Tell me why
Telllllll me why
The Pontiac Bandit
This B needs a C in her A
Three perps in the three-perp cell
Time to party
Title of my sex tape
Was it cool it felt very cool
We did it!
Well, guessed wrong
What, how
Why do you have to ruin everything
Why
Wife and dad
Woooh!
Yeah how cool
You sick son of a bitch
You suck man
You're lactose intolerant
Gina Linetti
BLAM BLAM!
Be my bestie
Booty shake
Bye
Civilized
Delicious
Each sentence is getting fatter
Emotionally
Floorgasm
Gina Linetti spagheti confetti
Ginaless world
I hate you
I said dismissed!
Kwazy cupcakes
Less talk more solve
Mike drop
My nose itches
No I'm not
Oh my god
One-hundred emoji
Peanut butter
Racism
Sex tape
Shot more often
That makes me wanna cry
This is so fun!
Toilet emoji
What is it
Wrong answer, friend
Yeah, I know
Yeeahh
You think these buffoons can help
Rosa Diaz
Bye bye
Damn it
Dumb dumbs
Go to hell
Ha ha ha ha ha
I will punch you
Just need to bone
Let's do this
No it's not
Okay
Scoliosis
So much worse than I imagined
Son of a bitch
You turds
Your life is garbage
Amy Santiago
Boring
Captain Dad
Cool cool cool
I'm teaching Father the math
Me likey
Noice, smort
Now suck it down
OH MY GOD
Oh mama
Pretty dope
Sensual pottery
This B needs a C in her A
Those are our dads!
Time to die
Weird, weird, weird
What up, bro
Wooh, Crampon Holt!
You seem a little
Hitchcock
About time
Bet your nips it did, skidmark
Delicious consequences
Find out!
Flat top and the Freak
Hold brownies from the side
I need my afternoon nap
It's a pie
It's time to sauce up
Kind of a big one
Who's the moron now
You're fake news
Scully
Brownies?
Challenge accepted
Cheesecake
Don't worry about it
Dutch oven
I have a theory
I threw up
It's a pie
Lunch
Nipple tripled in size
No feeling down here
No we were not
Now I want one
Secret bathrooms
Sugar out of the bag
Total dum dum
Use the slut sauce
Captain CJ
Am I in trouble
Are you in trouble
Come on and party tonight
I do now
If you see something, say something
Milk! Milk!
Muchachos
Numbers are so crazy
So formal
Stuck here forever
That's a great theory
That's gonna leave a mark 1
That's gonna leave a mark 2
Totally biffed it
Totally lost my train
Unqualified
Work is the worst
You have the right to remain silent
Doug Judy
Feels so gooood
Finer
Rosa Rosa Rosa
Smush
THE DIAMONDS
Kevin
How unfortunate